'I don't mind dying, I
just don't want to be there at the time." As Richard Attenborough
recalls Spike Milligan's famous quote, he roars with laughter, rocking
back in his chair. Milligan died in February this year and the throwaway
joke has now become the great absurdist's cinematic epitaph, scrawled
in bold Celtic copperplate across the opening titles of the film
version of his first novel, Puckoon, published in 1964.
By now, Attenborough is almost in tears, but let's not mention
weeping. Not yet anyway. Speaking just before the premiere of
Puckoon at the Galway film fleadh earlier this month, he is pink-faced,
effusive and exuberantly white-bearded, reeling off lines from
writer-director Terence Ryan's adaptation of Milligan's satirical
tale of the fictitious village of Puckoon which, one day during
the partitioning of the country in 1924, is arbitrarily split
between Northern and southern Ireland.
"When I first read it, I was laughing so much I was close to
getting arrested - or peeing myself," Attenborough says. "I always
loved Spike and what he did for British comedy. He moved it into
another realm with the Goons. I knew them all, especially Peter
Sellers, but Spike was the true original, the central genius.
I couldn't wait to get involved in the movie."
As the film's omnipresent writer-narrator, Attenborough cajoles
and commands characters played by Sean Hughes (hapless Dan Madigan),
Elliot Gould (village doctor), and an array of veteran Irish actors,
along with Milligan's daughter Jane as Madigan's ferocious wife.
Milligan claimed that his debut novel nearly drove him mad. Yet,
despite the disjointed narrative, unashamed Paddywhackery and
a structure in the style of a Joycean pastiche, Puckoon became
a publishing phenomenon, never out of print and selling more than
6m copies.
Attenborough, normally associated with grandiose epics, hasn't
acted for four years and is still smarting after the failure of
his last directorial outing, Grey Owl. One gets the impression
that the disarmingly passionate actor-director has had enough
of mega-buck blockbusters. Puckoon was filmed in Ireland on a
budget that wouldn't cover the catering costs on a typical Attenborough
movie. It's certainly a long way from A Bridge Too Far. Has he
stopped chasing Oscars? Attenborough leans forward and slams the
table so hard the teacups rattle.
"Before we begin, I never fucking cried at the Oscars - that's
myth," he says, referring to his emotional speech when accepting
eight Academy awards for Gandhi in 1982. "In fact, I don't really
like the Oscars; it's a commercial promotional event. It helps
immeasurably to sell films, but it's hardly the Nobel prize."
It is all getting a little bizarre, even Milliganesque, when
Attenborough sits back and laughs. The last of the old-school
English film impresarios and chairman of innumerable arts organisations
is relaxing into Galway's unpretentious atmosphere. The setting
could not be more appropriate for the unveiling of a film inspired
by Milligan, the troubled comedian who carried an Irish passport
and whose coffin was draped in the Irish flag.
"Spike's humour was all about irreverence, and I like that,"
says Attenborough. "I know I'm regarded as an establishment figure,
but I was crucified by the establishment for Oh! What a Lovely
War, Gandhi and Cry Freedom. So I relate to Spike. Irreverence
is an essential part of our culture. I admire that enormously."
Attenborough is 80 next year and does admit to having trouble
remembering names, but remains "consumed by the movies. I don't
take up many acting jobs these days, but this was irresistible.
I liked the fact it was being made in Ireland and there was no
big-budget hoopla involved. It was very invigorating and refreshing
for me. And there were some old pals involved."
The old pals are Gould, a lifelong Milligan fan who appeared
briefly in Attenborough's overstuffed, star-studded A Bridge Too
Far, and Milo O'Shea, Attenborough's co-star in the 1970 film
of Joe Orton's play Loot. All of them, says Attenborough, did
Puckoon out of "an overwhelming adoration of Spike. Money was
the least consideration. I'd have done it for a pint of Guinness.
In fact, I think I did."
With this, he gets up and starts pacing the room, hands clasped
behind his back, as if delivering a final briefing before the
next escape attempt. "I'm beginning to think that we must get
back to making movies like Puckoon, which are essentially indigenous,
rather than trying to take on Hollywood at its own game. Look
what happened to FilmFour. We keep making the same mistake, trying
to invade America by sailing halfway across the Atlantic. You
just sink without a trace."
Puckoon itself was partly filmed in Hollywood - Hollywood, Belfast,
that is, the working-village folk-museum doubling as Milligan's
divided town, where beer is cheaper in the northern half of the
pub and corpses have to have newly issued passports to cross the
customs post erected across the newly partitioned graveyard.
The ultimate irony is that Puckoon is the first ever co-production
between Northern and southern Ireland. "It's fantastical, magical,
mad stuff ," says Attenborough, "but, deep down, Spike was dealing
with the division of a people for political ends."
Ten years ago, when Spike was 73, director Terence Ryan recorded
the author's reading of the novel. Milligan was well aware that
the recording was being made in case he died before the film was
financed. It was partially true. By the time production began,
a decade later, Milligan was in poor health.
"He was meant to be in the film but was too ill," says Attenborough.
"He never made it to the set but would call and say, 'Get a bloody
move on - I've not long to go.'" Yet Milligan saw the finished
film before he died, with his daughter Jane by his side. He laughed
all the way through. "Spike's humour is a very fragile thing on
screen," says Attenborough. "You've got be careful not to damage
the wonderful madness. But now that he's gone, as he would say,
'What are we gonna do now?' "